Striderswag

looks like im back

aww yeee

that sounds more like your kinda thing i think ill pass on that one

youre just afraid to see my dick
admit it
because obviously mine is bigger than yours

strider-:

oh my god are you serious right now
you are such a chick

==> You punch him lightly in the shoulder and take his hand, pulling him off in some opposite direction.

cmon
lets get pizza before you start wailing

im obviously not a chick dave

==> You let him pull you off and smile a little as he takes your hand. After you listen to him talking, you mumble a little to yourself.

i was just a little hurt cause i thought you wouldnt appreciate my kiss.

(Source: bronylicious-smuppetking)

are you sure because im beginning to wonder if you can
you seem to be pretty well versed in just about everything anyways

what the fuck dave
fine go ahead and install a camera in the toilet
to watch me poop
gfdi

strider-:

no wait
i didnt mean to
fuck

==> Okay, so at least you weren’t going to have your ass handed to you, but you think you would’ve preferred that reaction over this one.

wait no dont go
just
stop with that shit
im sorry bro

what

==> You only turn your head back at him, a slight sad expression on your face.

why are you sorry dave
i shouldnt have done that
im the one who should be sorry
so
sorry dave

(Source: bronylicious-smuppetking)

oh god what the hell are you on seriously you need to share

gog dammit dave
i was just making some money okay
i cant poop money
so thats how well get it ok
just
deal with it

strider-:

god no stop i hate you
i hate you more than anything

==> Granted this is all muffled, but your hands are shoving at anything they can, which just so happens to be his face when he leans in to kiss your cheek. You effectively smack him right on, to which your expression drops. Whoops.

uh

==> You were trying to decide whether your ass was going to be kicked for that, or if some form of ironic apology for smacking your brother across the face after he kissed your cheek would suffice.

…
shit

dave
what

==> You just stare at him. What was that for? You are confused by his actions and turn around, ready to leave.

okay uh
i understand
ill leave

(Source: bronylicious-smuppetking)

what the fuck now youre just nuts

welp
were you wondering why we have quite much money lately
yeah
i put them all on my plushrump site
and all the people paid for that shit
dave youre a smuppet pornstar now

strider-:

oh hell no
you better the fuck notfmmfppmg

==> You give him your best glare from behind your shades and attempt to push the smuppet out of your face. God damn these things to hell.

hell yes dave
hell yes

==> You laugh at your little brother trying to make you stop with his oh-so badass glare. Then you pull the Smuppet away and place a little kiss on his cheek.

you cute little dipshit aw

(Source: bronylicious-smuppetking)